Heard many times from frustrated CM's " It's not so magical when you have to work here" (when dealing with crazy guests).
Probably the best one I ever heard was "don't you know that the Magic Kingdom has a dome that comes down around it for the weather"!!
Want a laugh, from October 2019 on the PinPIcs Forum (from the Owner of PinPics):
Hello my pin friends,
Just wanted to drop in and address the rumors swirling around the pin community regarding any pending sale of pinpics.
I am NOT selling the website. A few people have reached out to me over...
Just got back from DHS. Artfully Evil - Scar is in the glass case and you have to ask at the counter for it. HOWEVER, Artfully Evil - Maleficent is NOT in the glass case but IS behind the counter, if you don't ask for it, you will not see it out on the floor.