ZAPPED! Ok who did this?
lucan444
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I had a great story all typed up, about how a wonderfull pin was sent to me mysterously and how it befuddles even our most insidious inquisitors here at Villain Inc,
And my stupid keyboard ate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that will tell you what kind of summer we are having here at VI, brutal heat, endless yammering tourists, screaming children<happiest place on earth my buttocks!> all
have been in a plethora here at the castle this summer, in fact , here beneath the castle , below the CM rooms, at the very heart of VIllains inc, its been repressive.....
We gots some wise guy who thinks hes Sam spade telling the crazies he's lookin for the East Coast Goon Squad<dont he know we dont do that here, thats a Cali thing,> and
checkin every female CM like shes Effie Perrine,
We gots a whole group of Disney characters running around Epcot playin Starsky and Hutch, and one pair of those villains whom seems to be in love, Please for the love of all
thats evil. The visual of those two in ,,, ahemmm.... romantic entaglements is , yes i will say it abysmal....and of course worse than the visual abysmality of Octomom and a
Feline Pacino character is the fact that those infernal PTD pins from last month featured villains, All of whom I wanted, and of course I couldnt get one of those with an army
of Iagos or a Rapunzel Reveal/Conceal pin....Some days it just doesnt pay to be evil.......
So I return to my office, open the full visual surround sound system to hear the screams from Space Mtn, <about the only soothing sounds I can get since my Teddy Ruxpin
stopped working when I put Kiss live in Melbourne in it, but the guitar solo was impressive...Before his head exploded>
Instead I pondered the envelope that I had recieved, addresssed to me, Lord high egoist, at Villain Central, but the return perplexed me, what did that say?
Princess Central? I rang the infernal information corp up, where is this place I belowed, not because I was angry but because their office is directly below..Dole whip stand
and on a day liketoday its incredibly loud as those machines mix up that pineapple stuff<you know why they call it frozen dessert? dont ask you wouldnt like the answer>
"Yes princess Central?"
"What do you mean , left coast?"
"Oh California, Really,? you dont say,,,Could you in your infinite wisdom be more specific?" the sarcasim no longer containable in my voice,
The line went dead,,,,, and Dangerfield thought he got no respect.............
So I tear open the package,, expecting, any number of items, but not what is inside this LBE of mystery....
[pinpics]96818[/pinpics]
: DSF - Pin Trader's Delight - Si and Am #1 - GWP
I remained calm for about ,0000001 nanoseconds, and then in a voice very reminiscent of someones girlfiend riding splash mtn, I shattered half the windows in the VI
executive suite, I couldnt believe someone would be so generous, so giving,,,, i quickly double checked the envelope, no it did say Princess Central......but the street Addy ,
once composure had returned, and my ears had stopped thier bleeding from my own voice, and the town did not add up,,,, I suddenly wished that Disney Noir was around to
hire, but he only works the other side of the park, soto speak.
So i sat there dumbfounded, wondering who could be the mystery zapper ........i grabbed the Vile phone, this would take some work, but I would find out whom,using the
proper venacular, whom did this, and ooohhhhh, would they pay,,, and pay dearly....................
Thank you to whoever you are!!!!!!!
And my stupid keyboard ate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that will tell you what kind of summer we are having here at VI, brutal heat, endless yammering tourists, screaming children<happiest place on earth my buttocks!> all
have been in a plethora here at the castle this summer, in fact , here beneath the castle , below the CM rooms, at the very heart of VIllains inc, its been repressive.....
We gots some wise guy who thinks hes Sam spade telling the crazies he's lookin for the East Coast Goon Squad<dont he know we dont do that here, thats a Cali thing,> and
checkin every female CM like shes Effie Perrine,
We gots a whole group of Disney characters running around Epcot playin Starsky and Hutch, and one pair of those villains whom seems to be in love, Please for the love of all
thats evil. The visual of those two in ,,, ahemmm.... romantic entaglements is , yes i will say it abysmal....and of course worse than the visual abysmality of Octomom and a
Feline Pacino character is the fact that those infernal PTD pins from last month featured villains, All of whom I wanted, and of course I couldnt get one of those with an army
of Iagos or a Rapunzel Reveal/Conceal pin....Some days it just doesnt pay to be evil.......
So I return to my office, open the full visual surround sound system to hear the screams from Space Mtn, <about the only soothing sounds I can get since my Teddy Ruxpin
stopped working when I put Kiss live in Melbourne in it, but the guitar solo was impressive...Before his head exploded>
Instead I pondered the envelope that I had recieved, addresssed to me, Lord high egoist, at Villain Central, but the return perplexed me, what did that say?
Princess Central? I rang the infernal information corp up, where is this place I belowed, not because I was angry but because their office is directly below..Dole whip stand
and on a day liketoday its incredibly loud as those machines mix up that pineapple stuff<you know why they call it frozen dessert? dont ask you wouldnt like the answer>
"Yes princess Central?"
"What do you mean , left coast?"
"Oh California, Really,? you dont say,,,Could you in your infinite wisdom be more specific?" the sarcasim no longer containable in my voice,
The line went dead,,,,, and Dangerfield thought he got no respect.............
So I tear open the package,, expecting, any number of items, but not what is inside this LBE of mystery....
[pinpics]96818[/pinpics]
: DSF - Pin Trader's Delight - Si and Am #1 - GWP
I remained calm for about ,0000001 nanoseconds, and then in a voice very reminiscent of someones girlfiend riding splash mtn, I shattered half the windows in the VI
executive suite, I couldnt believe someone would be so generous, so giving,,,, i quickly double checked the envelope, no it did say Princess Central......but the street Addy ,
once composure had returned, and my ears had stopped thier bleeding from my own voice, and the town did not add up,,,, I suddenly wished that Disney Noir was around to
hire, but he only works the other side of the park, soto speak.
So i sat there dumbfounded, wondering who could be the mystery zapper ........i grabbed the Vile phone, this would take some work, but I would find out whom,using the
proper venacular, whom did this, and ooohhhhh, would they pay,,, and pay dearly....................
Thank you to whoever you are!!!!!!!
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