ZAPPED! I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours
Pin 69932: Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin, but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!
If you didn’t sign it, that only makes the matter worse. You must have meant some mischief, or else you’d have signed your name like an honest man... oh wait, there it is... signed by @Addicted to Alice Pins
I said: I can’t believe I received pin 69932 as a zap!
Response: Can’t you?’ was the response in a pitying tone. ‘Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes.’
Me: There’s no use trying,’ I said: ‘one can’t believe impossible things.’
Response: ‘I daresay you haven’t had much practice,’ was the response. ‘When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
If you didn’t sign it, that only makes the matter worse. You must have meant some mischief, or else you’d have signed your name like an honest man... oh wait, there it is... signed by @Addicted to Alice Pins
I said: I can’t believe I received pin 69932 as a zap!
Response: Can’t you?’ was the response in a pitying tone. ‘Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes.’
Me: There’s no use trying,’ I said: ‘one can’t believe impossible things.’
Response: ‘I daresay you haven’t had much practice,’ was the response. ‘When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
And finally... You’re entirely bonkers Addicted to Alice Pins. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are