DPF 10th Anniversary Giveaway - Bonus Giveaway #1

[mybabykelly]

Haha I love this. I’m stealing this joke from my incredibly cheesy boss, who just became a dad a few months back and is really hamming it up with the dad jokes lately!

When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
...When the punchline is apparent.

*facepalm* I’m done for the night. Haha thank you for this fun twist. I’ve spent the last 20 minutes reading through this thread chuckling at how funny our members are.

 

[maiarebecca]

Updated the list!!!! I love these so much. You guys are cracking me up!

I see that @starry_solo entered. @Ksnuggles if you want to enter too I don't mind running a randomizer if it's allowed (would love for everyone to have a shot!)

 

[starry_solo]

Updated the list!!!! I love these so much. You guys are cracking me up!

I see that @starry_solo entered. @Ksnuggles if you want to enter too I don't mind running a randomizer if it's allowed (would love for everyone to have a shot!)

@maiarebecca : you can run the randomizer yourself when it's time. For free games, the game host can run the randomizer

 

[Peterjordan]

What do you call a security guard in a Samsung store?
A Guardian of the Galaxy!

 

[AlaskanMalamute]

Mommy, Daddy and little baby Tomato are walking done the street. Baby tomato keeps falling behind. Daddy tomato fed up runs back squashes baby tomato.

Daddy tomato says “Ketchup”

 

[TheMickeyMouseRules]

Mommy, Daddy and little baby Tomato are walking done the street. Baby tomato keeps falling behind. Daddy tomato fed up runs back squashes baby tomato.

Daddy tomato says “Ketchup”

That's a bit dark, but v. funny.

 

[pretty_Omi]

Why does Ariel wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small, and D shells are too big
(Ok this one works better spoken but hopefully ya’ll get it XD)


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[Gelatoni]

What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

 

[atticus]

How does Luke Skywalker travel through the forest?

Ewoks.

 

[maiarebecca]

LMAO! You guys are all amazing! Loving these jokes! (And stealing a bunch of them for my own use. LOL!)

 

[dancecats]

I'm loving these jokes ... and I think we all could use a laugh right now! Adding my own, not to enter, but just to give you a groan (and maybe a laugh) ... .

Why was Cinderella such a terrible basketball player?
Because her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball

 

[maiarebecca]

I'm loving these jokes ... and I think we all could use a laugh right now! Adding my own, not to enter, but just to give you a groan (and maybe a laugh) ... .

Why was Cinderella such a terrible basketball player?
Because her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball

Lol! I once sent in a similar one to laugh floor and it got picked!!!!


Since you don’t want to enter I am not adding your name to the list.

 

[maiarebecca]

Tomorrow is the last day to get your jokes in!!!

 

[Mcgilligan]

A student of mine was preoccupied about something.
Me: what’s wrong?
Student: I have a quiz next period.
Me: on what?
Student: On velocity
Me: don’t worry about it, it will go by quickly.

 

[maiarebecca]

Last day!!!!

 

[TangledUpInIce]

Why did the nurse bring red magic markers into work?

She wanted to be ready in case she had to draw blood.

 

[maiarebecca]

And we’re closed! I’ll update the list shortly and double check it and then we can find our winners!

 

[maiarebecca]

Well I'm glad I double checked the list. I missed two people! D'OH! All fixed now...

@Ksnuggles would you like to do the honors and run it? It needs a randomized list since there are FOUR winners!!!!!

 

[Ksnuggles]

Well I'm glad I double checked the list. I missed two people! D'OH! All fixed now...

@Ksnuggles would you like to do the honors and run it? It needs a randomized list since there are FOUR winners!!!!!

I will run it when I get home tonight. I am out with my in laws right now.

 

[Ksnuggles]

List on Post #4

 

[coblj003]

Congrats everyone, this was fun...

 

[maiarebecca]

Thank you @Ksnuggles!!!

Congrats @timeerkat! You are the grand prize winner!!!

And congrats also to the runners up! @pretty Omi @Gelatoni and @cyke23!

@pretty Omi you get first choice of The runner up prizes!

thanks to everyone for the amazing jokes. They have been making me laugh all week!!!!

 

[mybabykelly]

Thank you so much for a super fun (and funny) giveaway. Was such a laugh to read back through this, cheesy jokes and all

 

[Ajk]

Congrats to all the winners! And thanks for a fun game.

 

[Pecosace]

Congratulations to the winners and thank you for a fun giveaway