DPF 10th Anniversary Giveaway - Bonus Giveaway #1

mybabykelly · Jul 18, 2020

Haha I love this. I’m stealing this joke from my incredibly cheesy boss, who just became a dad a few months back and is really hamming it up with the dad jokes lately!

When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
...When the punchline is apparent.

*facepalm* I’m done for the night. Haha thank you for this fun twist. I’ve spent the last 20 minutes reading through this thread chuckling at how funny our members are.

maiarebecca · Jul 19, 2020

Updated the list!!!! I love these so much. You guys are cracking me up!

I see that @starry_solo entered. @Ksnuggles if you want to enter too I don't mind running a randomizer if it's allowed (would love for everyone to have a shot!)

starry_solo · Jul 19, 2020

maiarebecca said:
Updated the list!!!! I love these so much. You guys are cracking me up!

I see that @starry_solo entered. @Ksnuggles if you want to enter too I don't mind running a randomizer if it's allowed (would love for everyone to have a shot!)

@maiarebecca : you can run the randomizer yourself when it's time. For free games, the game host can run the randomizer

Peterjordan · Jul 19, 2020

What do you call a security guard in a Samsung store?
A Guardian of the Galaxy!

AlaskanMalamute · Jul 19, 2020

Mommy, Daddy and little baby Tomato are walking done the street. Baby tomato keeps falling behind. Daddy tomato fed up runs back squashes baby tomato.

Daddy tomato says “Ketchup”

TheMickeyMouseRules · Jul 19, 2020

AlaskanMalamute said:
Mommy, Daddy and little baby Tomato are walking done the street. Baby tomato keeps falling behind. Daddy tomato fed up runs back squashes baby tomato.

Daddy tomato says “Ketchup”

That's a bit dark, but v. funny.

pretty_Omi · Jul 19, 2020

Why does Ariel wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small, and D shells are too big
(Ok this one works better spoken but hopefully ya’ll get it XD)

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Gelatoni · Jul 19, 2020

What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

atticus · Jul 20, 2020

How does Luke Skywalker travel through the forest?

Ewoks.

maiarebecca · Jul 21, 2020

LMAO! You guys are all amazing! Loving these jokes! (And stealing a bunch of them for my own use. LOL!)

dancecats · Jul 21, 2020

I'm loving these jokes ... and I think we all could use a laugh right now! Adding my own, not to enter, but just to give you a groan (and maybe a laugh) ... .

Why was Cinderella such a terrible basketball player?
Because her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball

maiarebecca · Jul 22, 2020

dancecats said:
I'm loving these jokes ... and I think we all could use a laugh right now! Adding my own, not to enter, but just to give you a groan (and maybe a laugh) ... .

Why was Cinderella such a terrible basketball player?
Because her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball

Lol! I once sent in a similar one to laugh floor and it got picked!!!!

Since you don’t want to enter I am not adding your name to the list.

maiarebecca · Jul 23, 2020

Tomorrow is the last day to get your jokes in!!!

Mcgilligan · Jul 23, 2020

A student of mine was preoccupied about something.
Me: what’s wrong?
Student: I have a quiz next period.
Me: on what?
Student: On velocity
Me: don’t worry about it, it will go by quickly.

maiarebecca · Jul 24, 2020

Last day!!!!

TangledUpInIce · Jul 24, 2020

Why did the nurse bring red magic markers into work?

She wanted to be ready in case she had to draw blood.

maiarebecca · Jul 24, 2020

And we’re closed! I’ll update the list shortly and double check it and then we can find our winners!

maiarebecca · Jul 24, 2020

Well I'm glad I double checked the list. I missed two people! D'OH! All fixed now...

@Ksnuggles would you like to do the honors and run it? It needs a randomized list since there are FOUR winners!!!!!

Ksnuggles · Jul 24, 2020

maiarebecca said:
Well I'm glad I double checked the list. I missed two people! D'OH! All fixed now...

@Ksnuggles would you like to do the honors and run it? It needs a randomized list since there are FOUR winners!!!!!

I will run it when I get home tonight. I am out with my in laws right now.

Ksnuggles · Jul 24, 2020

List on Post #4

coblj003 · Jul 24, 2020

Congrats everyone, this was fun...

maiarebecca · Jul 24, 2020

Thank you @Ksnuggles!!!

Congrats @timeerkat! You are the grand prize winner!!!

And congrats also to the runners up! @pretty Omi @Gelatoni and @cyke23!

@pretty Omi you get first choice of The runner up prizes!

thanks to everyone for the amazing jokes. They have been making me laugh all week!!!!

mybabykelly · Jul 25, 2020

Thank you so much for a super fun (and funny) giveaway. Was such a laugh to read back through this, cheesy jokes and all

Ajk · Jul 25, 2020

Congrats to all the winners! And thanks for a fun game.

Pecosace · Jul 25, 2020

Congratulations to the winners and thank you for a fun giveaway

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